Dear Editor’
Ginni”
[Sung to the tune of “867-5309 / Jenny” by Tommy Tutone, released in 1981.]
Hey
Ginni, Ginni, who can I turn to?
You give me something I can hold on to
I know you think I’m like Mark Meadows
Who saw your texts and didn’t care at all
Ginni, I’ve got your number
It’s insurrection time
Ginni, don’t change your number
867-5309
Ginni, Ginni, you’re the girl for me
You’re a neo-Nazi, but you make me so happy
I tried to text you before, but I lost my nerve
I watched Fox Nation, and I was disturbed
Ginni, I’ve got your number
It’s insurrection time
Ginni, don’t change your number
867-5309
I got it, I got it, we’re going to Capitol Hill, y’all
I got it, I got it, for a good time whiz in the hall
Ginni, don’t change your number
It’s The Handmaid’s Tale time
Ginni, I’ll text your number
867-5309
Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA
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